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surprised “alduin-bane-of-kings” hasn’t been taken as a url

psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

(Source: jailor)

zsteube:

I still have an irrational fear of saying “wacky” because of this freaking comic.

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thedisneydiaries:

hopedreamdisney:

gazzymouse:

Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.

theprophecieshaveforetold:

I’M SO HEARTBROKEN ABOUT MAGGOT BOYS UPDATE

UGHFNANDUSKDBFUEBNS
//YELLING

join the club friend

(Source: senor-butts)

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

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marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

(Source: bubbley-boo)

ajtpak:

jirachi:

my breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory 

Dont you mean… mammory?

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

deaexlibris:

nerdsandgamersftw:

dorkly:

An Infomercial For How You Actually Play Skyrim

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This is exactly what happened to me. I came out of a dungeon, walked up a mountain, fell into a possibly lesbian witch’s hut, killed her when she suddenly decided I wasn’t allowed to root around her bloomers drawer, learned how to alchemy, forgot what I was supposed to be doing, and promptly got lost.

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

ghostprincedraws:

this is so old gros s 

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