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DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

(Source: eightyfiver)

awfullyy:

I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

(Source: shinyjpg)

callmeoutis:

the thing about shadow the hedgehog is that they tried so hard to make him cool that he was the uncoolest thing ever but he’s so uncool that he looped back around to being kind of cool again they failed so hard that they succeeded

starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

  • Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
  • Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
  • Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
  • Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
  • Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
  • Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
  • Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
  • Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
  • Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
  • Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
  • Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
  • Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
  • Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

(Source: frankoceanfanclub)

(Source: bunbijou)

thebestwillgowrong:

Reminder that the correct reaction to someone coming out as aro-spectrum isn’t “I’m sorry.”

urtube:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

urtube:

Why can’t I just have clear skin!

Because people would see your insides omg

-_-